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101 Stupendous Pick Up Lines March 27, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — sarah @ 7:27 am

 1. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

2. Is your daddy a theif? Then who stole the sparkle of the stars and put them into your eyes?

3. Will you go out with me?………. to McDonald’s? +

4. Can I flirt with you?

5. Blonde, James Blonde… Jr. =

6. I looked up the word BEAUTIFUL in the thesaurus taday, and your name was included.

7. I’ve had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So…

 would you please smile for me?

8. Hey, somebody farted. Lets get out of here!

9. You’ve got the whitest teeth I have ever seen!

10. Excuse me, but what pick up line works best for you?

11. Hi, what’s a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

12. Hi, can I buy you a car?

13. Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours?

14. Do you have a boyfriend?

 No?! Well do you want one?

 Oh, you do? Well, when you want a MANfriend, come talk to me!

15. Can I have directions?… to your heart?

16. For a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and  that heaven has been brought to me.

17. Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

18. Hey, don’t I know you? Yah, you’re that girl with the beautiful smile!

19. You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look  really bad.

20. Hi, you’re cute!

21. Hi, are you legal? No, your to hot to be legal.

22. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

23. You know, girls like you give guys like me a reason to live.

24. Even the word Chicka-mama doesn’t describe you! –

25. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

26. Nice socks, can I try them on? +

27. Can I carry your books?

28. Your father must be a drug dealer, cuz you dope!

29. Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth!

30. Your dad must be an awsome baker, because you have rad buns!

31. You know, if I could rearange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

32. Out of curiosity, were you born on a plane? cuz baby, you’re FLY!

33. Hey, what are the chances of a guy like me, picking up a girl like you? +

34. Hi, do you dig guys who use cheesy pick up lines? +

35. Hi, will you reject me if I try and pick you up? +

36. I advise you to surrender imediately or I’ll have to use a pick up line. –

37. If I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! –

38. It’s a good thing I brought my gloves today, other wise you’d be too hot to handle! –

39. Yesterday, I found this magic lamp and I asked the genie to let you to fall in love with me… did it work? –

40. Is your name Gellete? cuz your the best a man can get.

41. So I heard you got the hots for me!

42. Hey, I know you, yah, you’re that girl in the supermarket looking for the jamacan banana! +

43. That’s amazing! You’re eyes are the exact same color as my porche!

44. Are you tired? cuz you’ve been running around in my mind all day!

45. I know milk does a body bood, but how much have you been drinking?!!!!!

46. Are those space pants? cuz your legs are out of this world!

47. It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checkin’ you out!

48. Hey good lookin’, what’s cookin’?

49. See these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! +

50. Reproducing, eh? Mind if I help? (ya kinda need to be at a copy maching for this one)

51. Do you mind if I stare at you up close, instead of from across the room?

52. Hey baby, got any cavities?

53. If I asked you…… would you marry me? +

54. I got a word for you in my secret language, it’s Chicka-mama! –

55. I’ll see you later, I have to pick up my new porche.

56. Are you a model? =

57. Do you want to come over? My mom wants to be the first one to meet the girl of my dreams! +

58. I’m a stud, not a dud! =

59. Hey, I’m writing a love letter to you,  how exactly do you spell BEAUTIFUL? +

60. My heart combination is LOVE! =

61. Wanna get married in the temple? (you sort of have to be Mormons to use this one)

62. My pits say, you smell good! =

63. If it startd to rain, would you come under my unbrella? +

64. Hey, is it hot in here, or it that just you?

65. Am I hot or what?

66. You are beautiful in every language! +

67. If beauty were measured in seconds, you’d be an hour!

68. I thought I’d come over and say hello before you caught me staring.

69. Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

70. So are you ever going to talk to me, or were you just going to continue to stare?

71. You have the academic look I just lust after.

72. You’re cute! Mind if I use you so I can impress my friends?

73. Can I buy you a soda, or do you just want the money?

74. I’ve got a thirst baby, and you smell like my Gatoraid!

75. Nice boots, want a meaningful relationship?

76. What? Do you want one of us to come over there and bite you are something?

77. Hey, I’m bored. Entertain me and I’ll buy you a root beer.

78. You look like the type of girl that has heard every line in the book, so what’s one more?

79. Hi, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you.

80. Hi, all my friend call me sheldon. +

81. Hey, I’m in a rock band! +

82. Hey honey, I got money!

83. Are you Sweadish? cuz you’re the sweetish girl I’ve met!

  – or –        cuz you’re the sweetish fish in the sea!

84. Excuse me, but you owe me a soda! cuz when i saw how beautiful you were, I  dropped mine.

85. How are you? [“Fine”] Darn right you are.

86. My name is Peter Pan, cuz I can take you to Never Never Land.

87. I’m gonna follow you home.

88. You are a cruel thief, cuz you stole my heart!

89. If I followed you home, would you keep me?

90. Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

91. Are you O.K.? because it’s a long fall from heaven.

92. I’m sorry, I’m an artist and it’s my job to stare at beautiful women!

93. Hey, I’m a professional wrestler, can I get ya in a headlock? Don’t worry, I get paid to  do this! +

94. I know I don’t look like much now, but I’m drinking milk.

95. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

96. You must be from Tennassee! Because you are the only TEN I see!

97. Yo baby, gimme yo digits! +

98.  You know what I think? I think that it is about time you stop ignoring me. Let’s say we engage in a  meaningless conversation… +

99. Hey, can you do me a HUGE favour!? Ask me on a date in front of my friend over there? +

100. Do you alway wear your shoes over your socks?

101. See my friend over there? (he waves sheepishly from afar) Well, he wants to know if  you think I’m cute!
 

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